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Oh lawd, oh gawd, oh lawd, i cant believe that
Oh lawd, oh gawd, oh lawd, i cant believe that
Oh lawd, oh gawd, oh lawd, i cant believe that
I cant believe that, i cant believe that, i cant believe that, my eyes deceive me

I spread love like Mother Theresa
The love burns inside my urethra
I steal from the rich give to the poor
Thats how my local crack heads score
I get a canvas and paint on it with vomit
An image of the prophet Muhammad
Blessings and peace be upon him
Blessings and peace be upon him

I go to Planned Parenthood
And steal the hazardous waste
I steal it cuz it tastes so good
You dont know how good it tastes
I go to Beni Hana, cook a fetus
It tastes so good you wont believe it
It tastes so good you wont believe it
It tastes so good you wont believe it

I go on forums for epileptics
And post a hundred flashing gifs
I go on forums for breast cancer
And tell them to post their tits
I go on forums for autistic kids
And i post goatse and dicks
And i ask them if they like mudkips
I herd u liek mudkips